punkbunnies: crying is very punk trust me i do it all the time and i am a punk
birdnipple: bad social habits i have mumbling not smiling trailing off crossing my arms looking angry even though im not angry the fact i cant even socialize the fact im me
totherefrigeratorandbeyond: august is the sunday of summer
saddeer: popeyeschicken: People take so much advantage of me just because I act nice to everyone v-_- said every white girl ever
ignorantatheist: Snorting anthrax would probably be very hardcore who’s down
st3phascope: master-dik: i don’t know how to survive school anymore ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
shorturl: in 2020 it’s going to be 420 for a whole month
dekuslut: wake up and smell the blog
hornyspice: Plot Twist: Olive Garden is an actual Italian restaurant.
henthailand: do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing
jadefinitelyfeel: MAKE OUT REEF
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
meatmodel: zeriakit: meatmodel: my mom bought me another Louis Vuitton bag and I wanted a fendi my 8th grade year is ruined Really? Fucking really? Spoiled brat. :/ In 8th grade, I had one of those silly little bag-purses that had the letter of my first name on it that where mass produced (like those names on magnets) and were only, like what? 10 dollars? Not even at some stores....
unpopularbropinion: “touch me” the girl whispers “okay” says the boy as he puts his finger up her nose
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
senileriver: wow rude
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
carsonphillips: deletes blog rips off clothes runs into the forest begins the slow transformation into Beyonce
gloomyteens: can we pretend that in the are like i could really use a right now
richwhitelesbian: magic johnson? oh yea? what kind of spells does he know
ufuckinsnowglobe: There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
kvveenkawaii: stop shoutin i’m nappin !